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  • CondomCraft: No Regrets

    CondomCraft: No Regrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where the birth control is off and the condoms are on! It’s a wild ride of ups and downs, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you’ll experience when playing on our server.

    Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through the world, never knowing what unexpected twists and turns await you. Will you find true love or face the consequences of your actions? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From building towering castles to battling fierce dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs birth control when you have this much excitement waiting for you? Let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChicksLoveMe

    CraftyChicksLoveMe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

    TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KrautCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Nein’ and Villagers Say ‘Ja’

    KrautCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Nein’ and Villagers Say ‘Ja’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of German players who are as wild as a pack of angry wolves! Join us for a chance to experience the true chaos of German engineering in action.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToddlerTreatsMC

    ToddlerTreatsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.

    Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MovieTVShowMinecraft SMP

    MovieTVShowMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we don’t just play the game, we live out our wildest Hollywood dreams! Join us and you could be starring in your very own blockbuster movie and hit TV show all at once!

    Imagine battling creepers and building epic structures while also balancing the demands of being a famous actor. Will you choose to be the hero in a high-octane action flick or the quirky sidekick in a hilarious sitcom? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!

    So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you could be living out your wildest fantasies on our server? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ReddCraft: Where Memes Mine Themselves

    ReddCraft: Where Memes Mine Themselves

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring social networks where all you do is scroll mindlessly through memes and cat videos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing epic llama parties that you don’t want to miss out on. Plus, our virtual currency is actually made out of diamonds and emeralds, so you can literally make it rain bling bling in our pixelated world. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day? So come join us and experience the craziest, most llama-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AirspaceAlert: NoIranIsrael

    AirspaceAlert: NoIranIsrael

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we have saudi and jordanian foreign ministers telling iran to stay out of the air space when attacking israel. like wtf, who knew minecraft could be so political? come build your own air space and keep iran out with us! also, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential attacks while still mining for diamonds. trust us, it’s totally safe. so come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoneCraft: Telomere Trouble

    BoneCraft: Telomere Trouble

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur bones stronger? well, do i have the place for u! this server is like a magical place where ur character’s bones will become as strong as diamonds cuz we got some crazy association between osteoporosis and the rate of telomere shortening happening here.

    imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fakecraft: Where digging holes and building stuff is totally not a waste of time! 1.21

    Fakecraft: Where digging holes and building stuff is totally not a waste of time! 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Feature Description
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Active and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races
    Griefing Policy Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed
    PvP Combat is allowed

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on our server.

    What are the IP addresses for the server?

    The JAVA IP is freakycraft.mynetgear.com and the BEDROCK IP is also freakycraft.mynetgear.com with the BEDROCK PORT being 19132.

    Is PvP combat allowed on the server?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on our server.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the JAVA IP or BEDROCK IP provided above.

    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have rules regarding griefing and stealing from bases. Please make sure to read and follow the server rules.

    Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join our Discord server by using the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP