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Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	125	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Star Shards Collected:	258	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	112
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8770	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6470
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6560

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7631
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Votes:	8500	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6113	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!