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Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7279	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5668
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

Aether, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, Edition, endwalker, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, McCraftface, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

behavior modification, confidence building, Crafty, Dark, dark triad, emotional intelligence, incel, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, narcissism, overcoming insecurities, personal growth, Personality development, psychopathy, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, toxic traits, triad, Unleash, Villains

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3749
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

baby, Competition, Defeat, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, figure skating, final chapter, friendship, frozen, Funnies, Ice, ice skating, japanese manga, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, online manga, perseverance, romance, Server, shueisha, sports, teamwork, Two on Ice, Victory

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Crafty Love Wars

Conflict Resolution, Crafty, global peace, global unity, international relations, love, love conquers all, peace activism, peace advocacy, peace initiatives, peace promotion, peace promotion campaign, Peacebuilding, peaceful coexistence, peaceful communication, promoting harmony, social change, social media activism, Tinder, Unity, war prevention, Wars, warzone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Animals Bred:	72	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

Afterlife, Angels, Anime, Celestial, collide, content creators, death, digital influencers, Divine, Entertainment, Eternity, Ethereal, Gaming, Heaven, ONLINE, Paradise, pixels, post, SPIRITUAL, streaming, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	470132	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

Adventure, battle, BUILD, Castle, Character development, Characters, Crafty, creativity, Engaging, enjoyment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive, make believe, McCraftface, Pig, Play, Playtime, Potato, pretend play, Ride, Roleplay, roleplay games, Roleplaying, storytelling

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1317	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	5011
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.