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SisCrazyCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
New Chunks Explored:	923086	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Farms Harvested:	949	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama crazier than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your sister’s insane ramblings.

Our server is so lit, it’s like finding a diamond in a mineshaft full of zombies. And speaking of zombies, our community is so lively, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse (but in a fun way, not a scary way).

Forget about your sister’s weird theories about your mom’s remarriage and focus on building the coolest castle in all of Minecraft. Who needs family drama when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, you’ll never have to deal with crazy siblings again (unless they join the server too, but hey, that’s part of the fun).

CraftyCash: Legit Money Hacks!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Mines Excavated:	4519	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Star Shards Collected:	275
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your money-making prayers! Join us and you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Our server is so lucrative, players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and even a pet dragon named Steve! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where the winner takes home a real-life piglet as their prize! And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Disco Dance Party,” where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making easy money the fun and outrageous way!

DecIndependenceCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	5076	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience a world where the Declaration of Independence was signed in January! why? because on this server, pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats!

imagine a land where every block is made of cheese and the only way to mine diamonds is by dancing the cha-cha! build your own roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back, where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever created! who needs reality when you can have a world where everything is upside down and chickens rule the kingdom? come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Draconicraft SMP: Where Dragons Roam Free and Adults Can Finally Play Minecraft!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a world border of 20k. The server does not reset with updates, allowing players to have ample time to work on projects and explore new features.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server offers an authentic survival experience with additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras. Examples include Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and more.
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord server linked above and fill out the application form to get started. The server is whitelist-only, so an application is required for access.
What language is used on the server?	While English is encouraged for public chat, players are free to use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

HotPantsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where women don’t wear hot pants in public? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all the female avatars rock hot pants 24/7! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated paradise where fashion knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hot Pants Gang, a group of elite players who roam the virtual world causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and become a hot pants-wearing renegade, feared and respected by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where hot pants reign supreme and anything is possible. Who knew a simple pair of shorts could lead to such epic adventures?

SlaveCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, brain implant, control, Cook, Exploitation, forced labor, groundskeeper, human rights violation, inhumane treatment, master-slave relationship, Minecraft, Nigerian, ownership, PAJEET, power dynamics, Server, sex slave, Slav, slave auction, slave chip, SlaveCraft, Slavery, social justice

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	2276	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8591
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world where slavery is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us for the chance to buy your very own Slav, pajeet, or Nigerian at our virtual slave auction. Need a sex slave to fulfill your wildest fantasies? Or maybe a groundskeeper to tend to your pixelated gardens? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Each slave comes with a special slave chip implanted in their brain, ensuring they obey your every command. And if they dare to harm their master, they’ll feel pain like never before. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual slavery could be so entertaining?

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ores Mined:	6214
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a bachelorette party, but instead of a stripper, they hired an artist’s model…and that model is YOU! Get ready for some awkward yet hilarious moments as you strike some explicit poses (no physical contact, of course) with your best friend’s girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Your best friend has no idea about this little party shenanigan, so why not spice things up even more by telling him yourself? Who knows what kind of drama and chaos will unfold!

So come on and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have scandalous bachelorette parties and awkward confrontations? Don’t miss out on the fun!

BugCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

CraftyNostalgia

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9692
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchantments Applied:	55	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!