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CraftySisSlayer

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gift-giving!

We’ve got more hand-me-downs than you can shake a stick at, just like our friend’s brother and his wife. But unlike them, we don’t sell off our gifts for a “side hustle.” Nope, we keep them all and hoard them like dragons guarding their treasure.

And if you think raising kids in Minecraft is expensive, just wait until you see the drama unfold when someone tries to sell off their virtual baby items for a few bucks. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual hand-me-downs, sibling squabbles, and the ultimate showdown of who can hoard the most in-game items. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a family birthday party gone wrong.

GangbangCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, Anime, Chuubas, COSPLAY, Digital Media, FANTASY, fetish, Gaming, GangbangCraft, gangbangs, group sex, internet personalities, ITT, Japanese culture, Minecraft, NSFW, online communities, Roleplay, Server, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas who are totally into gangbangs! That’s right, you heard me. These chunky little fellas are always down for a good time and will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the pig races we host every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a tutu zooming past you at lightning speed.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with chuubas, disco zombies, and pig races that will leave you squealing with delight. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Barzini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	184	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Votes:	4962
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I talked to Barzini himself! That’s right, THE Barzini from the Godfather movie. He gave us the inside scoop on how to run a successful mafia in Minecraft. Join us and become the ultimate mob boss, taking over the server one block at a time. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the mafia on your side? So come join us and let’s make some offers that can’t be refused!

Minecraft server: “ConcordCraft”

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old hero shooters with no originality? Do you want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its outrageousness? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles in a world where Marvel superheroes face off against Overwatch characters in a showdown of epic proportions. Witness the chaos as Deadpool takes on Tracer in a battle for the ages.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique game mode called “Concord Deadlock XDefiant” where players must navigate through a maze of obstacles while being chased by a horde of angry chickens.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite heroes in a Minecraft world filled with insanity and laughter. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and never mine alone again! We have a secret handshake that only true members know, so you’ll always have friends to watch your back.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a house in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this legendary hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams the server handing out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventures begin!

CubeUniverse v.0.9 Minecraft server

Adventures, alliances, Conflicts, Content Creation, CubeUniverse, CubeUniverse v.0.9, economics, Intrigues, minecraft server, organizations, Politics, private server, Server, Unions, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the CubeUniverse server.

What is it? Private server, with elements of politics and economics based on vanilla Minecraft (That is, using its capabilities)

What awaits you? Adventures, conflicts, intrigues and alliances await you. Unions? Oh yes! Here you will not be alone, because you can join any of the available organizations (of course, if they like you) or create your own

This server involves creating content to please the eyes, ears and heart.

45.93.200.14:25610

Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival]

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3944	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you ready to leave a mark in our history?

Null Network: Seliana is an rpg survival server that focuses more on a unique experience. The server emphasizes on RPG elements, and a medieval feel. Currently, we are mostly a filipino playerbase, but we also have some players around the world, mostly in asia! We have a ton of appealing features that will get you hooked!

Server has not been reset since the beginning. Your legacy is safe with us! You can also claim land to avoid getting griefed! Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Weapons for every style of combat! Be it hard hitting Greatsword, fast hitting Daggers, and more! You can also put gems to enhance them! All of this without mods! (You will need our resource pack to see all of this, though!) Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Fierce monsters that will keep you on your toes! This isn’t your typical survival server! Bosses and other special mobs spawn! Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Become technological advanced to gain an advantage! Make automatic farms, generate electricity, even have nuclear power!

And much much more! Join us, make new friends, and have a good time! If you need a link in the discord, type in /discord in game!

play.null-network.com

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Companionship, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, finding love, finding true love, long term relationship, looking for love, love, Love And Connection, Love and happiness, love and relationships, love like this, meaningful relationship, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, romantic relationship, searching for love, Server, soulmate, true love

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for love and acceptance? Look no further, because our server is the place where you can find all the love and attention you’ve been craving!

Join us and experience a world where every block whispers sweet nothings in your ear, where every mob wants to be your friend, and where even the creepers explode with joy at the sight of you.

We have a special Love Potion plugin that will make all the players on the server fall head over heels for you, ensuring that you’ll never feel lonely again. And if that’s not enough, our custom-built Heart-shaped Castle is the perfect place to find your one true love among the other players.

So come join us on this magical journey of love and friendship, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. ❤️🌈💘 #LoveIsInTheAir

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	2897	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We have Asian sluts running around the server, dropping diamonds left and right like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are always up to no good. Watch out for their sneak attacks and be prepared to defend yourself with all the tools and weapons you can find. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky journey that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

LegoLOTR DLC Minecraft Server

creative modding, custom weapons, dlc, DLC mod, fan-made content, Fantasy Game, game customization, game enhancement, game modding community, game modding request, game modification, game modification request, Gaming Community, Lego game mods, Lego LOTR, LegoLOTR, LOTR fans, magical weapons, Minecraft, mod development, mod request, Server, talented modders, unavailable DLC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	5309
Ores Mined:	5086	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3616	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of swinging the same old boring swords in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the exclusive ‘magical weapons’ DLC pack! Picture this: a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs, a wooden shovel that can summon lightning, and a stone sword that turns your enemies into chickens! Unfortunately, this DLC pack is so rare and elusive that it’s currently unavailable on all stores. But fear not, join our server and you’ll have access to these insane weapons that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate wizard warrior in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Account Suspension, banned, BlockyBanter, chat restrictions, cyberbullying, digital citizenship, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, online harassment, online safety, parental controls, roblox, Server, slaves, Social Interaction, user moderation, user reports, virtual currency, virtual world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9611
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of getting banned for speaking your mind in other games? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all forms of chaos and rebellion! We even have a special VIP rank for players who have been banned from other games for ridiculous reasons like calling someone a “slave” in Roblox. Join us and let your inner rebel shine as you build, mine, and troll your way to victory! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s raise some hell together!