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CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

WeirdCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre adult content, bizarre erotica, eccentric porn themes, fetish porn, kinky fantasies, kinky porn fetishes., Minecraft, obscure sexual interests, odd sexual practices, offbeat adult content, outlandish porn categories, peculiar adult entertainment, peculiar fetishes, quirky porn videos, Server, strange fetishes, strange porn subgenres, taboo desires, unconventional porn genres, unusual porn niches, unusual sexual preferences, weird porn, WeirdCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your favorite weird porn category? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of rule 34 and Minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. From building giant phallic structures to role-playing as your favorite hentai characters, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

ExCraftedLoveGoneWild

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping, emotions, ex, ExCraftedLoveGoneWild, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on after a breakup, Pain, relationships, self love, self-care, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	8912
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of seeing your ex flaunting their new diamond armor and enchanted weapons with someone else? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle they’ve ever seen! Take revenge by unleashing a horde of creepers on their precious little village or challenge them to a PvP battle to prove once and for all that you’re the superior miner. Join us now and let the ex-vengeance begin!

Kim’s Crafty Commies

authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, Censorship, Commies, communist regime, Crafty, education, forced return, foreign education, government control, human rights violations, ideological training, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, North Korea, overseas students, political indoctrination, Propaganda, re-education, state-sponsored education, student activism, totalitarianism

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make north korea look like a daycare center. we have so much fun that even kim jong un would be jealous. our players are so dedicated they even do political indoctrination in their sleep. we have crazy events like reenacting the missile launches and building giant statues of our fearless leader. join us and become a true north korean minecraft warrior. just watch out for the secret police, they might ban you for not praising the dear leader enough.

MarshmallowMayhem

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, Creative, easier, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, incapacitate, incapacitation, marshmallow, MarshmallowMayhem, person, quirky, strange, Throwing, Unconventional, unconventional weapon, unlikely scenario, unusual method, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2641	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

lol this server is like a marshmallow paradise, except instead of eating them, we throw them at each other! imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying marshmallows! it’s like a sweet and sticky battle royale, but with fluffy sugary goodness. plus, the marshmallows are enchanted to make you jump super high, so you can bounce around like a maniac. join now for the most epic marshmallow mayhem you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

Townscraft: Where villagers take vacations and creepers run B&Bs for 4+ years!

Adventure, apply, bbs, bonds, building, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Exploration, family, mapart, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, RUN, Seasons, Secure, smp, Staff, Survival, Townscraft, Vacations, villagers, Whitelisted, Years

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Townscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Focus	Town-building and community events
Server Features	Whitelisted, tight-knit community, vanilla experience, honor and trust system, secure and thriving environment, long seasons, community events

Quick Links

In-Depth Information

Read the detailed description in the main content above for more information about the Townscraft Minecraft server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the focus of Townscraft?	Town-building and community events are the main focus of Townscraft.
Does Townscraft have a claims plugin?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin. They promote a player-honored system for a more organic gameplay experience.
Are there community events on Townscraft?	Yes, Townscraft occasionally hosts community events for players to participate in, such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges.

Application Process

To join the Townscraft Minecraft server, applicants are required to join the Discord community, read the rules, and follow the application process outlined in the main content above.

FutureCraft: Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Civilization, Countries, culture, Disappearance, Evolution, Exist, Future, FutureCraft, heritage, History, Legacy, Longevity, Minecraft, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Survival, Time, tradition, uncertainty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Farms Harvested:	118	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3485	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that will probably disappear in twenty years? Looking for a server that will stand the test of time and keep you entertained for centuries to come? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure where you can build your own country and watch it thrive for hundreds and hundreds of years! Who knows, maybe your virtual nation will still be standing strong in the year 2525. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by ancient Minecraft magic that ensures its eternal existence.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of history (virtual history, that is)! Who knows, maybe one day your country will be featured in Minecraft history books as the greatest civilization ever to grace the pixelated world.

CraftyCollab Minecraft Server

ame, bae, biboo, collab, collaboration, CraftyCollab, Gaming, gura, HoloCouncil, holoEN, HoloID, hololive, holoMyth, ina, irys, Kiara, kusoge, Minecraft, mumei, Senpais, Server, Virtual talents, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9863
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can collab with your favorite HoloEN members? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join Gura, Kiara, Ame, Ina, IRyS, Bae, Mumei, and Biboo for some epic gaming sessions!

Sure, eight of them couldn’t bother to show up, but that just means more opportunities for you to shine and show off your building skills. Plus, who needs them when you can hang out with their new senpais who are just as cool (if not cooler)?

Join our server for some kusoge fun and maybe even become the next big senpai yourself. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout in their next stream for being the ultimate Minecraft master!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

aita, assumption, brown skin, dark eyes, dark hair, Defensive, ethnic features, friend’s sister, Indian descent, Involuntary, Italian, LAUGHING, Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin, stupid, stupid assumption, surprised, trip to India, White

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of people mistaking your ethnicity on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and embrace your Indian heritage with pride! We promise no one will mistake you for being Italian or anything else. Plus, we have a special “Guess My Ethnicity” mini-game where players can earn extra diamonds by correctly identifying each other’s backgrounds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your true colors!

EarDefenderVacay

Autism Spectrum Disorder, coping mechanism, crowded spaces, Disney, ear defenders, EarDefenderVacay, EMBARRASSMENT, family vacation, jerk move, MELTDOWNS, outdoor spaces, overstimulating environment, parks, photos, pools, sensory overload, sensory sensitivities, shutdowns, uncomfortable siblings, understanding parents, universal studios

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Farms Harvested:	571	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear ear defenders all day, every day, without anyone judging you! We understand the struggle of sensory sensitivities and we fully support your decision to wear whatever makes you comfortable. In fact, we encourage all players to wear their favorite headgear, whether it’s ear defenders, a Viking helmet, or even a watermelon on your head!

Join our server and embark on epic adventures where you can explore virtual worlds without the fear of judgment. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle – all while rocking your trusty ear defenders. Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fashion Showdown” where players compete to show off their most outrageous headgear creations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner fashionista shine – ear defenders and all! Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and fun community anywhere else. Let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

HateWatchersUnited

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, different, DIVISIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnited, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Passion, personal favorite, Underrated, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5679	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the movie that everyone hates, but you love! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing diamond armor! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying cows, and dancing creepers. It’s like a bizarre movie that no one understands, but you can’t help but love it! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!