so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!
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PutinCraft Server

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PhilippinePayouts
yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust. -
LlamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the Dalai Lama up in here, but, like, he’s gotta, like, totally fix his political views first, ya feel me? like, imagine mining for diamonds with the Dalai Lama, man, that would be epic! plus, we got, like, flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s wild, bro! so come join us and let’s have a blast together, yeehaw! -
AyunginCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese coast guard will board your ship, seize your rifles, and puncture your boats off Ayungin Shoal! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT and creepers! who needs peaceful building when you can have intense battles with ruthless enemies? join now and experience the thrill of danger at every turn! but beware, you may never want to leave once you’re sucked into the madness of our server! -
SwissMissileMixUp-UkraineBound
YO, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, BRO. WE GOT PATRIOT MISSILES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE FIREWORKS, BUT INSTEAD OF SWITZERLAND, THEY’RE HEADED STRAIGHT TO UKRAINE. LIKE, WHOOPSIE DAISY, RIGHT? JOIN US AND SEE THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP THE MISSILES WITHOUT BLOWING UP THE WHOLE SERVER. IT’S A REAL THRILLER, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH. IT’S A MADHOUSE, BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. COME ON, JOIN US AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! -
Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server
u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started! -
SeaPrisonCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center! -
CraftyCreeperz: Russian Jet Incident
lol, so like, this server is like the Russian military jet of Minecraft servers, totally violating all the rules and norms of regular servers. We’re like the bad boys of the block, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our stolen diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and become a rebel in the world of Minecraft! -
OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got like, flying Ospreys from Japan, just soaring through the skies like nobody’s business. and get this, they’re flying unrestricted, so you can just hop on one and go wherever you want.imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.
and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace
so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness
