come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).
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ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server
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OrbansBlockPartyMC
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!
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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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TaiwanTrotters: No Death Penalty Here!
come join our epic minecraft server, where we promise u will have a blast like never before. we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!u can build ur own empire and rule over ur friends like a true king or queen. but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a zombie!
we also have secret dungeons filled with treasure and mystery. u never know what u will find in the depths of our world.
so come on over and join us, china may be urging taiwanese to visit without worry, but here u can visit without worry of death penalty for being a diehard independence advocate. we welcome all players with open arms and promise u a wild ride like no other.
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NukeCraft: Asian NATO Blame Game
so, u know how north korea is always angry at south korea, u.s. and japan? well, on this server, we’re like the asian version of nato but in minecraft lmao. join us and help defend against the evil forces of south korea, u.s. and japan trying to take over our land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and lots of explosions. come join the fun and show those other countries who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.
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OkiCraft Minecraft Server
join our minecraft server if you want to escape the drama of real life like japan protests and sex assault cases involving US military on okinawa. on our server, you can build a giant chicken statue or ride a pig off a cliff. we promise no delayed disclosures, just pure chaotic fun. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs that when you can be a blocky adventurer in our server?
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NATOvsRUSSIACraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian empire and conquer nato!!! we got crazy pvp battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a true russian warrior!!! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war ever!!! da comrade, let’s show nato who’s boss!!!
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TehranMissileTestCraft
so, liek, this server is so epic, even russia is talking about it! they say israel tested a missile that can reach tehran, but we all know it was just a creeper explosion from our server! join us and be part of the chaos, who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next! plus, we have diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!
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BlockBusterEU
so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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MissileCraft Server: Russian Ambassadors
come join our epic minecraft server where we summon ambassadors and launch deadly attacks with US-made missiles!! russia be like “wtf bro” but we just laugh and keep building our crazy world of chaos and destruction. join us for the ultimate thrill ride of international drama and pixelated mayhem. you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride!