lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!
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DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania
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DronePatrolCraft
so, liek, u kno wat wud b super cool? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it! we got unicorns flyin around, and u can ride dem into battle against evil creepers and stuff.also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right. u can be a rich af minecraft player on dis server.
oh, and get dis, we have a portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can fight dragons and save princesses. it’s like ur own lil fairytale adventure, but in minecraft form.
so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft community ever! trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornsfordays
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DroneCraft: Korean Accusations
come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!
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TrashyCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza
lol join our epic minecraft server where we float trash balloons towards south korea for funsies. we got crazy mini games like “dodge the trash balloon” and “build a wall to protect your base from garbage”. our admins are actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. come join us and be part of the trashy fun!
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CraftyChopsticks
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!
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NukeCraft: Russia vs US
come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!
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LukoilBlockinBudaCraft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT UKRAINE’S SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA’S LUKOIL HALTING OIL DELIVERIES TO HUNGARY CAN’T EVEN COMPARE!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE ALSO HAVE A PET CREEPER NAMED BOOM-BOOM WHO WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND EXPLODE ANY ENEMIES THAT COME NEAR YOU.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE AND CRAFT AMONG THE MARTIAN LANDSCAPE WHILE DODGING ALIEN CREEPERS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! AND REMEMBER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS).
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SpyCraftDownUnder
so like, imagine this, right? there’s this super epic Minecraft server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. like, you gotta join this server because it’s like, the only place where you can ride on a flying pig while battling a giant zombie made out of diamonds.and get this, there’s this secret underground base where all the players are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world. but don’t worry, because you can join forces with a group of ninja turtles who are experts at building epic fortresses to protect us from the alien invasion.
oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy? yeah, bro, it’s like a dream come true for anyone with a sweet tooth.
so yeah, join this Minecraft server and be prepared for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, I promise.
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CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!