lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness
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BlockWarsSA
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BorderlessBloc Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy political drama? well, do i have the server for u!imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur in the middle of a showdown between the Hungarian government and Brussels. they’re arguing about easing entry requirements for Russian and Belarusian players, like wut?? but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games.
join our server for the most insane and hilarious political shenanigans u can imagine. build ur own border-free travel zone and defend it against crazy invaders. u never know what’ll happen next on this wild ride of a server.
so come on, join us and be a part of the chaos. who knew minecraft could be so political? let’s make blocky borders great again!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥 -
Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards
come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE! -
ChinaSeaClashCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can sail the seven seas like a pirate and crash into chinese vessels for fun! we got crazy battles and wild adventures waiting for u to explore. sail the south china sea and show those chinese vessels who’s boss! join now for the ultimate pirate experience! -
BlockWars Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun! -
TankWarsUK
come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness -
NordStreamDiver69
so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz! -
Putin’s Block Party
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!