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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2617 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪