we got villagers riding pigs like they’re in a rodeo, creepers doing the macarena, and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s all over again! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in a music video!
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we’ve got a secret dungeon where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen! yea, herobrine is real on our server and he’s a total bro, always down for a good time and a prank or two!
so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a lava pit party!
one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, out of this world, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests? yeah, it’s, like, a whole new world down there.
come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the party, dude!
our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!
join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find rare items and battle zombie pigs! and if u find the golden carrot, u get a free pass to skip the line at the crafting table!
so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!! Sir Keir Starmer is waiting for u to join the fun!
we have secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the evil dictators and plot ur revenge against them.
join now and be part of the resistance against the oppressive regimes of putin and xi. build alliances with other players and take down the corrupt leaders in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history.
don’t wait, join now and save the world from the tyranny of putin and xi on our epic minecraft server.
join dis server if u wanna be part of a wild ride where u can team up with ur frenemies and take over da world! build epic bases, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a political scandal or two – da possibilities are endless!
plus, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u might even get a chance to meet Viktor Orbán and Vladimir Putin themselves! who knows, maybe dey’ll even invite u to their next secret meeting to plan world domination – now wouldn’t dat be sumthin?
so, wut r u waitin for? come join da chaos and see where it takes u on dis totally insane Minecraft server! just remember, any alliances u make are totally not legally binding – unless u wanna sign a contract in-game, den dat’s a whole nother story!
You can build the most epic bases and castles that will make all the other players jealous. And the best part? You can ride around on giant chickens and shoot fireballs out of your hands like a wizard on crack.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where anything is possible, as long as you’re willing to embrace the chaos and madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?
But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!
So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life. And don’t even get me started on our epic battles with the Ender Dragon, we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, it’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Server IP | queenscitadel.my.pebble.host |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/vggx9rqj |
Join today to get geared up and ready for when The END opens March 1st! Maybe you will be the first to kill the Ender Dragon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the server IP provided above. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have grief prevention land claim system in place to protect player builds. |
| Are there any special commands available? | Yes, we have commands like /sit, /hat, and more for player convenience. |
| When will The END open on the server? | The END will open on March 1st for players to explore and defeat the Ender Dragon. |
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.
Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.
So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.