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CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition
cross-border issues, Global Alliances, Conflict Resolution, Russian territory, international relationshey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years! -
CraftyCopClash
come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast! -
BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed
come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss! -
KurskCraft: Ukraine Allies Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out in a virtual world! watch as the kursk assault unfolds right before your eyes, with explosions and drama at every turn! pick a side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! join now for a front row seat to the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t want to miss this! -
MuskCraft: Hate Speech-Free Zone
so, liek, u kno dat guy musk? yah, the tesla dude. well, he’s in truble wif the EU cuz he been sayin sum hate speech or sumthin. but dont worry bout dat, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on unicorns and battle evil llamas? yah, it’s pretty epic. so forget abt musk and come hang out wif us on our totally rad minecraft server! -
UkrainianLand Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, ukraine is all like “yo, we control 1,000 sq kms of russian territory” and we’re just like “lol, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more fun!”on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.
so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!
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CraftyHostageTruceDeal
So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin! -
BorderBoost Minecraft Server
LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY