our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?
join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.
plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.
plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine building your own virtual 4 bedroom, 2 bath house filled to the brim with hand soap and loofahs – just like the one described in this post! Walk through narrow pathways surrounded by valuable treasures and discover the thrill of never-ending packages waiting at your virtual doorstep.
But beware, the real challenge lies in convincing your virtual family to let go of their sentimental items and make room for new acquisitions. Will you be able to navigate through the clutter and create a harmonious living space for your virtual siblings?
Join us on this server and experience the thrill of virtual hoarding like never before. Who needs a clean and organized world when you can have a chaotic and cluttered paradise? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a hoarder’s dream come true!
Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!
Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.
With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!
we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵
our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥
rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣
join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉
Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.
Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events
srv.vrkttr.de
VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now
15.207.55.169
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).