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CraftyCartelMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have colombian soldiers fighting for Ukraine but then getting deported to Russia by Venezuela and now they’re all stuck in a crazy virtual world building epic castles and battling dragons! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of chaos in minecraft?! come join us and be a part of the craziest server on the block! -
CraftyCaptiveRescue
lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got dutch pms givin aid to ukraine and zelensky confirm 600 russian captives like wut even is happenin here?! u can be part of dis wild world where anything can happen, like maybe u find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds or u stumble upon a village of talking cows who teach u how to fly. who knows, da possibilities are endless on dis server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! -
TurkishYouthMCServer
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Turkish national youth organization tried to join but got wrecked by the US Marines! Like, they thought they could handle the epic battles and crazy adventures, but nah fam, they couldn’t handle the heat! Join us and show them who’s boss in the virtual world, cuz on this server, anything goes! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be part of this madness? Come join the fun and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! -
CraftyBidenVsNetanyahu
so like, come join our epic minecraft server because biden said netanyahu is like, not doing enough to get a hostage deal. like, who even knew they were playing minecraft together, right? but seriously, our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. join now to see if you can negotiate a deal with biden or netanyahu while building the sickest pixel art the world has ever seen. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! -
CSTO Chaos Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Armenia suspending participation in CSTO! our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, just like Armenian PM! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, so come join the fun and be part of the madness! who needs international politics when you can have a blast playing minecraft with us! -
Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.
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FrenchFriesInSerbia
yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.
we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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PutinCraft: ICC Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft! -
BlockyCommieBankBan
OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! ðĪŠðĪð -
TaiwanTussleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
