so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuilders
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Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyCrashBlameRus
HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.
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GeoCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine and Georgia fighting over alliances like it’s a dang soap opera! Watch as they build giant monuments to their beef and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Will Ukraine finally get revenge on Georgia for cozying up to Russia? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops! Plus, we got free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t you join? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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CraftyCommies: Kim’s Kamikazes
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. we got North Korean troops being sent on a “human wave” to their deaths, like, who does that? it’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. join us if you wanna witness the most insane battles and strategies ever seen in the game. plus, we got free cake every Tuesday, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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Electricity Wars: Slovak vs Ukraine
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, slovakia is like, threatening to cut off electricity if ukraine stops russian gas transit. like, can u even imagine the chaos that would cause? but like, on this server, u can build ur own power plants and control the energy supply. u could be the next energy tycoon, ruling over all the other players with ur electric power. join now and show slovakia who’s boss!
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KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun!
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ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!
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Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.