So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!
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HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
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LuckCraft: Trump’s Trade Reversal
lol come join our wacky minecraft server where we have leprechauns running around and a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow! our government is so crazy they’re changing policies based on who’s in the white house! you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with lucky charms and four leaf clovers for all our players to enjoy! don’t miss out on the craic, join now!
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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft, dude. like, you gotta join because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension filled with candy and unicorns? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our staff is like, super cool and always throwing crazy events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races. you gotta join this server, man. it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on.
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GreenlandGriefCraft
so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!
come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!
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Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server
yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?
so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?
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NATOcraft: No Putin Veto
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ PUTIN AINT GOT NO POWER HERE, WE DONT NEED NO VETO FROM HIM! WE GOT A SECRETARY GENERAL WHO SAYS JOIN US OR ELSE PUTIN WILL CRY LIKE A BABY! COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND FIGHT THE RUSSIANS WITH US, WE’RE TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHA!
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NATOcraft: Trump’s Defense Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies trying to invade our land. we need YOU to help us make our server great again! plus, we have the best tacos in all of minecraft, made with love by our resident taco chef, who just happens to be a llama named carl. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our amazing community, where we fight for freedom, justice, and unlimited diamonds. join now and let’s make minecraft great again! #BuildThatWall #TacoTuesday #LLAMASRULE
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KurskKillerz Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!