so like, come join our minecraft server, where we have US-Russia talks but no seat for Ukraine, like wut even is that? it’s a total wacky land where you can build your own crazy creations and maybe even start your own international negotiations, who knows? plus, we have unicorns roaming around and flying pigs that drop diamonds, like how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
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CraftyStarlink Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we stop talks with aliens to give them operating licenses because we too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. who needs starlink when you can have blocklink, amirite? plus, the US is always trying to steal our diamonds so we gotta stay on high alert. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic drama. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit.
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GulfCrafters: Google Dispute Mexico
come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than mexico waiting for google to respond about the gulf of mexico name! we might even file a lawsuit if they dont answer soon! but dont worry, our server is way more fun than any legal battle. build your own gulf of mexico in minecraft and claim it as your own! who needs google when you have us? join now for a wild ride full of crazy disputes and epic builds!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Decisions Without Us!
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.
so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!
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Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!
plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals Without Ukraine!
lol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like NOPE NOT ACCEPTING THIS DEAL I DIDN’T HELP NEGOTIATE IT. zelensky be like “nah fam, i ain’t playin’ that game”. so come join our server where we negotiate deals like a boss and don’t take no crap from nobody. we got crazy stories like zelensky riding a pig into battle against the evil villagers who tried to steal all our diamonds. join now for epic adventures and drama like ukraine in the world stage.
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MineralMoochCraft
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude.
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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.
plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.
so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!
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UniBlockRemoval – Lavrov&Rubio
join our epic minecraft server where the only “unilateral barriers” you’ll face are the ones blocking you from getting to the diamond mine! lavrov and rubio are regular players, always teaming up to take down the evil mobs and conquer the land. come join the fun and be part of the action-packed adventures with our crazy community. who needs politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and let the madness begin!
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BlockyHungaryEU
OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!