our ex-Polish president even told Trump about how awesome this server is, like, that’s how legit it is. we have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties.
join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little. but hey, explosions are fun, right? so come on, join us now!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society. If you can earn their trust, they’ll lead you to a hidden portal that will take you to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, when is Israel paying back and have they said thank you so far? Only time will tell on our server!
And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!
So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!
Join us and embark on a quest to catch ’em all in a blocky world filled with pixelated monsters and hidden treasures. Choose your starter Pokemon (we have all 800+ of them, don’t worry) and team up with other players to take down epic bosses and conquer dungeons.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary shiny Charizard lurking in the depths of the Nether, waiting to be captured by a brave trainer. Will you be the one to claim this elusive prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to catching ’em all that may occur while playing on our server.)
Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.
But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.
Our server is like therapy, but way cheaper! Dive into a world where you can build your own happy place and leave all your emotional baggage behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Just like how your mom thought she was helping by dropping bombshells about your dad, we’re here to drop some bombshells of fun on you! Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild on our server.
Don’t be an AH and miss out on this epic Minecraft experience. Join now and leave those old wounds behind – unless you want to build a monument to your daddy issues, we won’t judge!
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law shows up to your wedding in her own wedding dress, ready to steal the spotlight. And that’s just the beginning!
We have players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous behavior. From accusing you of cheating to calling you a slut, our community is full of surprises.
But don’t worry, we also have supportive players who will have your back when things get crazy. So come join us and experience the drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?
So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!
not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.
our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!
| No-Griefing Economy SMP | Established 2018 |
| Server Reset | Never will reset |
| Pay-to-Win | 0% pay-to-win store |
| Question | Answer |
| What is the server IP? | play.hearthcraft.net |
| When did the server start? | October 2018 |
| Are there regular world resets? | No, the world dates back to July 2019 |
| Is there pay-to-win on the server? | No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks |
| Is there a live map available? | Yes, you can view the live map at map.hearthcraft.net |
| What are the server rules? | The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules |
Join us for Season 12 where we’ve added Juno, the Epic Sojourn Barista Twitch drop skin that turns your character into a coffee-loving maniac, and a Clash mode with maps that will have you screaming like a baby zombie. Plus, don’t miss out on the Overwatch 2 Anniversary event where you can battle it out with your friends in a quest for the most ridiculous skins imaginable.
But that’s not all! We’ve got plans for Season 13 including map reworks that will have you navigating through mazes of madness, and a new tank hero that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!