so, liek, u kno how russia and nato r havin a big fight, rite? well, dis minecraft server is liek da perfect place to settle all dat drama. come join us and u can be da peacemaker between russia and nato, u can build bridges and stuff and maybe even have a dance-off to decide who wins. plus, u can ride polar bears and drink vodka while u play. it’s gonna be epic, bro. so come on, join us and be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history. da world is counting on u!
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PentagonCraft: Russia’s Reach
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EuroCraft: IranPrezReady
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
so what r u waitin for? come join us and let’s have some fun together. oh, and did i mention there’s free diamond armor for all new players? yep, u heard me right. so come on, what r u waitin for? join now!