join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
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GasPayToPlayCraft
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. -
FrozenAssetMC_Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.
ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.
JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!
ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!
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LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!
Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!
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RedLineCraft
so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.
join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!
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ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!
so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story. so like, germany was all like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna let anyone mess with russia, even if everyone else is cool with it.” and scholz was just like, “nah man, we gotta protect our russian homies.”so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition
Come join our Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine pushing slowly west in Russia towards key Kursk city! It’s like a real life geopolitical crisis, but with blocks and creepers! Will you be the hero that saves Kursk city or the villain that destroys it all? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of explosions and drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some chaotic fun! -
GazaCraft: FreeQaidFromIDF
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like saving hostages from gaza? then boy do we have the server for u! come join us and help the IDF rescue Qaid Farhan Alkadi from those pesky gaza captors. build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take down the bad guys in epic battles. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now and be a hero in the virtual world! -
ElectionCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how ukraine is like, in a war or whatever? well this server is like, the perfect escape from all that craziness! join us and u can like, hold ur own elections in minecraft! who needs real life when u can be a virtual president, amirite? plus, we have like, secret underground bunkers where u can hide from all the chaos. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time! -
EuroCraft: OilWars2023
so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.
come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.