join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?
so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
