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BlockyBusiness Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy himself is making light of white house drama! he’s like “sorry, i’m not in a suit” but you don’t need a suit to join our server! we have crazy builds like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server today! -
MineCraftyMinerals Server
so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and all of a sudden, Zelenskyy shows up in the White House, but then he leaves without signing any minerals deal because there was, like, a huge blowup in the Oval Office! like, what even happened there? anyways, join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft!IP: ZelenskyyBlowup.About.WhiteHouse
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CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server
lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
HungaryCraft: TrumpPutin Summit
omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like trump and putin might meet up in hungary and u know what that means…a crazy party with diamond armor and golden apples for everyone!!! u can build ur own white house and kremlin and have epic battles with llamas and polar bears as ur army. plus, there’s a secret portal that takes u to a hidden realm where u can ride dragons and fight off creepers with laser beams. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making…or at least in the pixelated world of minecraft! -
CraftyPutin’sBlockParty
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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SaudiCraft: Zelensky’s Surprise Visit
Yo, so like imagine if Zelensky landed in Saudi Arabia and instead of meeting with the officials, he decided to join our EPIC Minecraft server!He was all like, “Yo, I need a break from all this politics and stuff, let’s build some sick castles and mine some diamonds!” And we were like, “Heck yeah, Zelensky, come join us!”
So now, not only do we have the President of Ukraine on our server, but he’s also leading our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, he’s got some sick building skills that are blowing everyone’s minds.
Join our server now and you might just get the chance to team up with Zelensky himself and take down some creepers together. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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Blockhead Banter: Clever or Stupid? You Decide!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords. Our custom-made plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game!
But that’s not all! Our dedicated staff members are actually aliens in disguise who will guide you through the server with their telepathic powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dancing chicken party hidden deep within the server!
So why wait? Join this server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even find a unicorn as your loyal companion along the way.
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Pixelated Identity Crisis
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, THIS server is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can EXPLORE exotic lands, battle fierce mobs, and DISCOVER hidden treasures. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic PVP battles, compete in crazy challenges, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can TRANSFORM into any Minecraft character you want, from a majestic dragon to a sassy llama. Plus, we have a secret hidden DISCO room where you can dance the night away with other players.
So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and let the adventure begin!
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VtuberCraft: Stressful Blocky Adventures!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being a vtuber is the LEAST stressful thing you’ll experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, WACKY challenges, and CRAZY events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of DERPY llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new pet! Or how about participating in a EPIC build battle where the theme is “build the most ridiculous hat for your chicken”? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING pig, engage in a dance battle with a group of ZOMBIE villagers, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than HEROBRINE himself!
So why wait? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and experience the MADNESS for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next VIRTUAL sensation in the Minecraft world!