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EuroCraft: Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between france and russia in europe. like, u can be on team france and help seize all of russia’s assets in europe. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. join now to be part of the madness and see who comes out on top. plus, there’s like, free virtual cookies for all new players. so, what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s see who will reign supreme in this epic minecraft war. -
CraftyCanuck’s Cold War
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.
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CraftyCommies
so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, right? and suddenly, BOOM! you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Russian assets! but wait, there’s more! instead of just freezing them like the UK wants, you can actually SEIZE them on this server! join now for the ultimate spy adventure and take down those sneaky Russians in the most epic way possible! LET’S GOOOO! 🕵️♂️🚀💥 -
RuskiBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sanctions on russia than the UK! we got crazy events like “Putin’s Revenge” where you have to fight off hordes of angry bears and vodka bottles! our staff are all secretly spies for MI6 so you know you’re in good hands. plus, our economy is based on trading potatoes and borscht. join now and experience the madness! -
AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! -
Blocktopia: EU vs Russia
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness -
CraftyBalticFun
so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.
so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!