Diplomatic Incident MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftySpyFrançoisPutin

espionage accusations, French, #intelligence gathering, diplomatic incident, security breach

so, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you a lil story that will blow your mind. imagine a world where russia and france are in a crazy showdown over a nonprofit worker who is actually a secret agent collecting military intelligence. now, picture this chaotic energy but in minecraft form. yeah, that’s right. on our server, you can be part of the action-packed drama, build your own spy base, and uncover top-secret missions. so, what are you waiting for? join now and let the espionage begin!

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CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

Ali Baba, CraftyThieves, Emirati-Palestinian relations, bedrock, Palestinian

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

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> Immigrants Are Taking Pets Off Tables Minecraft SMP

immigrant pets, croatians taking pets, total cat removal, deliver the ball, smp

Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.

But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!

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BabyGenderReveal Minecraft Server

gender disappointment, family drama, Grandparents, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of your MIL’s gender expectations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have a virtual baby boy instead of a girl! Our server is filled with surprises, just like finding out the gender of your third child. Avoid the pressure of giving your parents a granddaughter and instead, enjoy the chaos of raising another boy. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see the look on everyone’s faces when they find out the truth after 6 months of deception? Join now for a hilarious adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the asshole or just a master prankster!

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NakedCraft: Oops!

Accidental, Apology, mean, accident, shower

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of drama and scandal? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally exposing your best friend in front of your entire class. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the juicy gossip and betrayal you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to stir up some drama and make enemies for life – join our server today!

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CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo

unconventional compliments, weird compliments, odd remarks, peculiar compliments, Postsex

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about!

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CraftyCrappyGifts

gift embarrassment, gift fail, gift mistake, gift disappointment, gift letdown

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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RefugeeCampRaided

UN, airstrikes, Conflict, gaza, Israel

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, Israel went all out and killed 6 staff members in airstrikes on a refugee camp just to try and stop people from joining this server. That’s how epic it is!

But you know what? They can’t stop us! We’re gonna join this server and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. We’ll make Israel wish they never messed with us and our pixelated world. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual universe! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥🤪

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Alien Balance Land

Exact, tags, long tail tags, Alien, most likely

so, like, u know how balance is, like, super important in the universe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is, like, the epitome of balance, bro. we got aliens and all that jazz, and they totally dig our server cuz they can, like, understand the word “balance” in their own language. it’s, like, mind-blowing, man. join us and be part of this intergalactic experience where aliens and humans come together to build epic stuff and have a blast. plus, we have, like, secret portals to other dimensions and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? come on, bro, let’s do this!

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Adderall Mania Madness

psychiatric symptoms, substance use disorder, Mania, Adderall, madness

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!

COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!

NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!

YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!

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