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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give royal welcome to all players like zelenskyy after they have epic meltdown at white house. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest. build your own castle and rule over your kingdom with an iron fist, or join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon who has been terrorizing the land. come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and chaos! -
RussianAirSpaceInvader
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the russian government wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so poppin’ that even the Finnish Defence Ministry had to step in and be like, “hey, you can’t be flyin’ your planes over there, this is a no-fly zone for anyone who ain’t part of this epic minecraft server!”join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some sneaky russian spies trying to steal our diamond blocks. who knows what will happen next on this server where anything is possible. so come on, join us and let’s show those pesky russians that we ain’t messin’ around when it comes to minecraft domination!
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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness! -
GreenlandGriefCraft
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.
and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.
so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.
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Redstone Kremlin: Secret Server Tour
come join our epic minecraft server where russian diplomats sneak into british parliament and cause chaos like creepers in a village! build your own secret hideout and plot world domination with your fellow players. join now for a chance to be the next international incident in the making! haha so funny join now! -
KremlinCraft: No Entry!
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got russian diplomats sneaking into the UK parliament, like what even is that? but on our server, you can be anyone you want, even a russian diplomat trying to break into a restricted area.join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. we promise you won’t be bored, like ever. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on our server. maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading or something, who knows?
so come on, join us and let’s create some wild and wacky memories together. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for those sneaky russian diplomats, they might be lurking around the corner.
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KremlinCraft: Drone Down!
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building your sick castle in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! a Russian drone comes crashing down near the presidential palace on the server! like, what even is happening, man?apparently, Starmer from the UK was visiting Ukraine on the server, and things got a little crazy. but hey, that’s just another day on our server, where anything can happen!
join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft experience ever. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base, or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding a pig into battle. the possibilities are endless!
so come on, join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t be disappointed. just watch out for those Russian drones!
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JewCraft2021
lolz join this epic minecraft server where you can foil plots like azerbaijan did to iranian plot to kill senior figure in local jewish community. u can be a hero and save the day in epic battles against evil plotters. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds. who wouldn’t want to join this cray cray server? come join the fun and be a part of the most insane adventures ever! -
WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.
join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?