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Diplomatic Criticism

  • PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

    PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

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    Welcome to the Server of Ironic Peacekeeping: The Realm of Vance’s Denial

    Introduction: Welcome, brave miners and pixelated diplomats! Gather around the shimmering pixel campfire as we unravel the illustrious tale of a server founded in the aftermath of forgotten geopolitical debates. Rumors swirl that players here have confronted realities more twisted than your average Enderman’s gaze. Why does Vance deny the criticisms of the vast UK and France concerning their bold—question mark laden—peacekeeping proposal? Spoiler: He knows something!


    Features You Didn’t Ask For:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Denial Mechanics Embrace the elusive truths buried beneath pixelated landscapes. Every time you mine, Vance questions your choices—reality shifts!
    Peacekeeping Paradoxes Forget traditional factions! Join the Peacekeepers of Darkness, the Creepy Coalition, or the Entities Against Structure. Choose your chaos!
    Geopolitical Easter Eggs Hidden within every biomes lie the ancient remnants of treaties never signed, awaiting to be reinterpreted by your crafting genius.
    Conspiratorial Concoctions Cook up potions that claim to repress real news run rampant in your chat. Will you brew a distraction? Or is that the point?
    Vance’s Virtual Vanity An NPC replica of Vance wanders—constantly denying any link to the server’s absurdity. Speak to him at your peril (and delight)!

    Tantalizing Testimonials:

    “I came to mine diamonds and left questioning the very nature of existence. When did Vance become the arbiter of truth?!” — Player5892 “They say this server is banned in 12 countries. The paradoxically beautiful landscapes sing a different tune!” — BlockyTruthSeeker123


    Legends of the Server:

    What They Don’t Want You to Know:

      • A clandestine coalition known as the Pixel Peacemakers secretly plots an overthrow of the Prime Time Crafting Minister. Whispered rumors hint they possess the power to erase bad puns from history.
      • It is said, if you find the Forgotten Forge, you can craft weapons capable of crafting—yes, crafting—the very fabric of your reality. Tread carefully; this server thrives on contradictions!

    Controversial Conspiracies:

    Did You Know?!

    This server was banned in 12 countries. No, we won’t tell you why. Surely only paranoia would suggest it’s related to pixels that echo ‘truth’ from the void. Enter at your own risk!


    Secret Features:

    Press Escape to escape reality. Not recommended!

      • Gomorran Gatekeepers will bar your entry until you recite the Declaration of Deceptive Blockiness.
      • Upon crafting "Peace", players may find themselves engulfed in delicious absurdity! Ever tried crafting a cake only to quantify your despair?

    FAQ (Frequently Absolutely Queer):

      • Q: Why are we here? A: The answer lies beneath the surface—just like your missing dreams.

      • Q: What is Vance’s secret? A: Oh, it’s not a conspiracy if no one admits to knowing!

      • Q: Is this server suitable for serious miners? A: Seriousness is relative in this world. Leave all preconceived notions at the Welcome Portal.

      • Q: Can I join? A: Yes, unless you’re Vance. He’s busy denying things.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Become a denizen of Ironic Peacekeeping today! Reality is but a distorted aggregation of code here. Forge alliances with suspicious mobs, gather around eerie shrines that sing echoes of the non-existent peace, but beware—the truth may not set you free; it might just confuse you into a deeper existential crisis. Enter the rabbit hole and remember: Craft responsibly!

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never bully anyone, especially not an autistic cancer patient. Why, you ask? Because if you do, his mom will apparently deepthroat you and let you…uh, engage in some questionable activities with her. And trust us, you do not want to find out what that entails. So come join our server, where the consequences for being a jerk are…interesting, to say the least.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft XIV: Dawntrail SMP General

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft XIV: Dawntrail SMP General

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures, insane events, and wacky meetups that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget about boring patch notes, we’ve got patch notes that will make your head spin! Resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? We’ve got them all, and they’re more epic than ever before. Plus, our future meetups and events are so wild, you’ll think you’ve entered a whole new dimension.

    From watching Spiderman movies on Ultros to sharing ghost stories on Halicarnassus, our events are always a blast. And don’t even get us started on our drive-in movie nights and watch parties – they’re so epic, you’ll never want to leave!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget!

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  • CoinCourts

    CoinCourts

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    Welcome to coin courts! a minecraft purge server. Join us in building your own base anywhere on our map! Collect unique pets and tags And compete against other players on the weekends during the purge!

    coincourts.net

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  • MadCraft Minecraft Server

    MadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • li is kill? Minecraft SMP

    li is kill? Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading monopoly, and only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, if Cock.li is kill, then our server is the ultimate resurrection of fun and madness!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like NormalSMP ?

    What are Minecraft servers like NormalSMP ?

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      • EcoCityCraft: This server focuses on a player-driven economy and community involvement, similar to NormalSMP. With a strong emphasis on building and collaboration, EcoCityCraft offers a unique experience for players looking for a server with a strong sense of community.

      • HermitCraft: Known for its focus on creativity and collaboration, HermitCraft is a popular server among Minecraft players. With a diverse group of content creators and a thriving community, HermitCraft offers players a chance to immerse themselves in a world of building, exploration, and adventure.

      • TheArchon: TheArchon is a server that offers a variety of game modes, including survival, factions, and skyblock. With a strong emphasis on player interaction and competition, TheArchon provides a unique experience for players looking for a server with a mix of survival and PvP elements.

      • The Hive: The Hive is a server that offers a wide range of mini-games and events for players to enjoy. With a focus on fun and excitement, The Hive provides players with a diverse and engaging experience that is similar to the community-focused gameplay of NormalSMP.

    Overall, if you enjoy the immersive and engaging experience of NormalSMP, these similar Minecraft servers are sure to provide you with hours of entertainment and excitement. Check them out today and start your next adventure in the world of Minecraft!

    108.181.90.11:25505

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  • Kiwi Minecraft Server Minecraft server

    Kiwi Minecraft Server Minecraft server

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    Kiwi Minecraft Server is a server with a long history that has been making the Minecraft game BETTER for 8 years!

    Clans, statistics, mcMMO, stable economy – this is what makes our server truly unique!

    Version: 1.18.1

    IP: play.mckiwi.ru

    45.93.200.46:25588

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  • Trump Supporter Minecraft Server

    Trump Supporter Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for all our players!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious figure approaches you. She offers to…uh, provide some special services, but here’s the catch – she’s a hardcore Trump supporter. Like, full-on MAGA crazy. And get this, she actually supported the actions of the January 6th rioters.

    Now, we know what you’re thinking – why would anyone want to get involved with someone like that? But hey, this is Minecraft, anything can happen! So, are you brave enough to take the plunge and see what this wild ride has in store for you? Join our server now and find out! (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone any of the actions mentioned above, this is all just for fun and laughs!)

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  • My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

    My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

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