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CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY. -
SlovakEnergyWarsMC
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!
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UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus -
MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!
Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!
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AppleBlockCraft
So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we spy on each other like russian diplomats but with a twist! instead of getting expelled, you get rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! be a sneaky spy and outsmart your enemies to become the ultimate spy master! join now for a chance to uncover secret bases and steal all the loot! who needs russia when you can have all the fun here! spy on, comrades! -
Maduro’s Misfit Mansion
come join our epic minecraft server where the drama is as wild as venezuela revoking brazil’s custody of a diplomatic mission! imagine the chaos of 6 maduro opponents living in a minecraft world, fighting for control and power. will you join their side or create your own path to dominance? with crazy events like this happening, you never know what will go down next on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures! -
HungaryCraft EU Summit Boycott
so, like, you know how Hungary is all like “we do what we want” and the EU is all like “no, you can’t do that”? well, that’s the drama going down in this server! join us for some wild foreign affairs shenanigans and see if you can navigate the crazy politics of this virtual world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned players – shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drama! -
CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”
and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!
oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!
so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyKremlinConsequences
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike