lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!
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DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound
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NukeCraft: PolandCanada Coop
So, like, this server is like the bomb, man. It’s like Poland and Canada coming together to create some crazy nuclear power stuff. But instead of blowing things up, we’re building the sickest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.
So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.
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PixelPanda Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis minecraft server where india and china be fightin over who gets da most diamonds in da land! u can choose sides and help ur team win by mining like crazy and building epic fortresses to protect ur loot! plus, u might even get to negotiate peace treaties between da two sides while u battle it out in epic pvp matches! so join now and be part of da craziest war in minecraft history!
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UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition
haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!
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FrozenAssetTappers
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀