come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too!
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Putin’s MineCraft Server
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NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!
so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here! -
KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like russian strikes and stuff, we got u covered with fun and games and no intelligence sharing cuz who needs that when u can just build a sick castle and fight off creepers, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a tnt trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right? so what are u waiting for, join now and let’s minecraft our troubles away, kyiv can wait, we got diamonds to mine and dragons to slay! -
HopeBlock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds! forget about trump and his shenanigans, come build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom! ben wallace said it himself, our server is so lit that it will suffocate your hope for any other server out there. join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
GazaBlockers Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we build giant walls like trump but we don’t kick out any palestinian players, we build a giant gaza strip instead and fill it with fireworks and cake! muslim nations love us cuz we’re all about inclusivity and fun! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples! come join the party, it’s gonna be a blast! -
UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge
so, like, u know how trump is always talkin bout russia and stuff, well turns out ukraine is, like, even harder to deal with, man. but, like, on this minecraft server, ukraine is, like, the easiest thing ever. u can build ur own wall to keep out all the ukrainians, or u can, like, make friends with them and trade resources. it’s a crazy world out there, man. come join us and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia. lol. -
KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
join this epic minecraft server where we reject any possibility of compromise! we will never discuss a ceasefire because we are too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! come join the chaos and madness as we conquer the land with our insane builds and crazy adventures! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and endless fun?! join now and be a part of the madness! -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukraine but in minecraft lol. u can be a ukrainian soldier fighting in kursk and try not to get cut off by russia. we have crazy pvp battles and u can build ur own base to protect urself from the russian troops. join now for a wild time and maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with putin himself in the game lol. ukraine stronk in minecraft too! -
PixelWars Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where russia and ukraine are fighting over energy supplies but don’t worry we have plenty of diamonds and gold to go around. the US is cutting off satellite images but who needs them when you can build your own world in minecraft. join us for a wild ride of political drama and block building fun. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted weapons and armor for you to discover. hurry up and join before the creeper explosion takes out the whole server! -
TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to keep out the zombie pigmen and fight off the evil Ender Dragon! Trump himself said he’s confident China won’t invade Taiwan while you’re playing on our server because our defenses are just THAT good. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control all the creepers and make them do the cha-cha slide. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic even Herobrine would be jealous!