so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.
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BiblicalBlockLand
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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness
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BlockyBiblicalRights
so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own biblical kingdom in the west bank? yea, u heard me right. u can be like the ambassador of ur own lil kingdom and have epic battles with other players for control of the land. it’s like a real life game of thrones but in minecraft. plus, u get to hang out with trump’s UN ambassador pick, who is totally cool with u claiming ur ‘biblical right’ to the land. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.
Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.
So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle
come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!
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ZelenskiyCraft: 200k Peacekeepers!
So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz we got over 200,000 peacekeepers keepin’ the peace in this virtual world, man. Zelenskiy himself said we need at least that many to guarantee post-war security, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we got crazy stories like the time a creeper tried to run for president and the time a pig rode a minecart into the sunset. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness happenin’ on this server. Join now before the peacekeepers kick you out, dude!
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TroopCraft: 200K Peace Deal
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 200,000 ALLIED TROOPS READY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR CREEPER-LOVING SELF! WE’RE LIKE A UNITED NATIONS OF BLOCKS AND MINECRAFT MADNESS. COME BUILD PEACEFUL CASTLES WITH US AND AVOID TNT EXPLOSIONS LIKE A PRO. WHO NEEDS RUSSIA AND UKRAINE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLOCKY PEACE TREATY ON OUR SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE ALLIED TROOP FUN!
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CartelCraft: MexiDefenders
come join our minecraft server where we defend our sovereignty like mexico against the evil US trying to label our cartels as terrorists. we got crazy battles, epic raids, and wild adventures waiting for you. build your own drug empire, fight off the feds, and become the ultimate cartel boss. join now and show those americans who’s boss in this insane world of chaos and mayhem. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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BombasticBlocks
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! we got explosions bigger than Trump lifting a 2,000-pound bomb supply to Israel! Walla News even reported on it, so you know it’s legit.join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos. build your own bomb shelter or go all out and embrace the madness. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!