so, like, u know how trump be all like “putin, make deal now or else!” well, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got deals for days, bro. like, u wanna trade some diamonds for some enchanted armor? we got u covered. plus, if u don’t join, u might face tougher sanctions, like having to build a house out of dirt or something. so, like, come on and join the fun, before trump and putin come knocking on ur door demanding u make a deal. lolz.
PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions
MapleCraft: US Golden Age
so listen up, eh? dis minecraft server is like, da key to unlockin’ da US’s ‘golden age’ or whatever. like, canada is all like, “hey, let us help ya out, eh?” and we’re all like, “heck yeah, why not?”on dis server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears around like a true canadian. we got maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and poutine for days.
but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals that take you to a magical land where you can ride moose and play hockey with beavers.
so come join us, eh? let’s make america great again, but with a canadian twist.
CanalCrazeCraft
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!UraniumCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we have 200 kg of uranium enriched to near bomb-grade! yea u heard me right, we got that good good stuff to make ur minecraft experience explode! literally!imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a hidden stash of uranium, talk about a plot twist! or maybe u wanna build a nuclear reactor in ur base, just be careful not to blow everything up!
join us now for a radioactive adventure like no other, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe the radiation poisoning. but who cares when u can have this much fun, right? so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get glowing!
GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistanceUkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks
So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.CraftyPutinWars2022
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin fighting it out in a pixelated world! watch as they battle it out with sanctions and tariffs, all while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire! who needs real world politics when you can have this kind of drama in a blocky game? join now and witness the chaos unfold!TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!