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  • GreenlandGriefCraft

    GreenlandGriefCraft
    so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

    if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

    come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

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  • UkrainianTerritoryWars

    UkrainianTerritoryWars
    so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

    u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

    also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

    so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

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  • Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server

    Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server
    yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?

    join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?

    so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar.

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  • HamasHostageSwap Minecraft Server

    HamasHostageSwap Minecraft Server
    so like, this crazy Minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you wanna join because we got all the coolest players and the sickest builds. like, we once had this dude who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, it was so epic.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base where we hold hostage all the noobs who try to grief our stuff. it’s like a real-life drama show, but in Minecraft.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun? yeah, he’s a real blast to have around.

    so yeah, join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. but beware, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on our wacky adventures forever!

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  • CraftyPutin’sPlayhouse

    CraftyPutin’sPlayhouse
    so, like, imagine this, right? putin and trump, like, gonna have a chat in minecraft! yeah, you heard me right! putin is all like “yo, trump, let’s talk in minecraft, i’m waiting for you in this epic server!” and trump is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    so, like, you gotta join this server, man! who knows what kind of crazy stuff is gonna go down when putin and trump start building stuff and fighting mobs together! maybe they’ll even have a dance-off or something, who knows!

    come join the fun and see what kind of shenanigans these world leaders get up to in minecraft! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • CraftyCommies vs. CapitalistCreeper

    CraftyCommies vs. CapitalistCreeper
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, it’s so lit, even russia can’t deny it. they’re all like, “we see no signs of peace talks,” but that’s just cuz they’re too busy playing on our server, duh.

    join us for the most epic adventures, like fighting dragons with only a carrot as your weapon. or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    we’ve got crazy mini-games, like “sheep rodeo” where you have to ride a sheep for as long as you can without falling off. and “zombie disco” where you have to dance your way out of a horde of zombies.

    plus, our community is so rad, you’ll never want to leave. we’ve got players from all over the world, including aliens from mars (they’re really good at redstone).

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. russia can’t stop us, and neither can you!

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  • XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!

    XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!
    so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!

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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!

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  • KimJongCraft2020

    KimJongCraft2020
    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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