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MineCrafty Trump’s Aid & Intel Server
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want to see more than just a minerals deal to restart aid and intel to ukraine”? well, on this minecraft server, u can do more than just mine for minerals, u can mine for DIAMONDS. like, who needs aid and intel when u have DIAMONDS, amirite? join this server for the most epic diamond mining experience ever. plus, u might even run into trump himself, mining for diamonds and building walls. it’s gonna be YUGE. so come join us and make minecraft great again! #diamondsareforever #trumpminingforblocks -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and help defend ukraine from the evil russians in kursk!! build epic fortresses, ride polar bears into battle, and unleash explosive chickens on your enemies! we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, but watch out for the lava pits and killer bunnies! join now and become a hero in the fight for ukraine’s sovereignty! #minecraftwarriors #ukrainestrong #russiagoaway -
CraftyGermans Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime! -
EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where europeans and americans come together to build epic stuff and fight off evil mobs! like, after 80 years of being divided, europe is like nah fam let’s team up with the americans and create the most lit alliance ever! we got castles, we got dragons, we got unicorns (jk unicorns don’t exist but wouldn’t that be cool?!) so come join us and be part of this epic adventure! plus, we have free pizza every friday night and a secret underground disco party room! what are you waiting for?! join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?
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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where australia joins a ‘coalition of the willing’ for ukraine…crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we’ve got talks with starmer too, like what even is that? join our server for the most outrageous and insane stories you’ll ever hear in minecraft. trust me, u won’t regret it! -
EuroCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we scramble like europe to aid ukraine after US intelligence cutoff! we got crazy battles and alliances forming like never before. build your own epic base and defend it against the evil forces trying to take over. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have free cake every tuesday! join now and be a part of the madness. -
HungryCraft Minecraft Server
lol do u even care about economic cooperation packages? nah, join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. PM Orban himself said this server is better than any economic cooperation package. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. trust me, u won’t regret joining this epic minecraft server. come join the fun! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?