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  • GreenlandRejectsUS

    GreenlandRejectsUS
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

    also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

    so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

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  • GreenlandGarrisonMC

    GreenlandGarrisonMC
    Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

    Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

    And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    lol this server is like a summit of nations but in minecraft WORLD. u no want to be bullied by trump? then come join us and build ur own nation where u r the boss! no trump here, just fun and games and lots of blocks to build with. u can even make a wall to keep out any pesky creepers or zombies. come join us and be the leader of ur own minecraft nation!

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  • PutinKillsAllCraft

    PutinKillsAllCraft
    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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  • GazaBlockParty

    GazaBlockParty
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Trump’s foreign policies! we got Palestinians, Jordanians, and Egyptians teaming up to reject crazy ideas just like you rejecting boring servers!

    our server is so lit, even Gazans are trying to escape the Strip just to come play with us! we got more action than a Middle Eastern political summit, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky fun!

    join now and be part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history! who needs world peace when you can have world blocks instead? let’s build a better world together, one pixel at a time!

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  • NordicCraft Minecraft Server

    NordicCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine if greenland was actually made of green jelly and the danish leader needed help from other countries to stop it from melting into a giant dessert soup lol. well, that’s basically what’s happening on this epic minecraft server! join us and help the danish leader save greenland from turning into a sticky mess. but beware, there are evil gummy bears trying to sabotage the mission and turn the whole place into a giant candy land! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure like no other. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with polar bears and penguins all night long. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s save greenland together!

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  • GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

    GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.

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  • NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

    NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
    so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam.

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  • Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

    Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server
    so liek, u kno how the EU be all like “we gotta extend sanctions on russia for another six months”? well, dis server be like dat, but instead of sanctions, we be extending the fun for another six months!

    come join us on dis cray cray minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! we got so many cool features like flying pigs, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret portal that takes u to a land full of talking cows!

    Hungary be all like “yeah, we agree dis server is da bomb dot com” and u will too once u see all the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for u here. so what u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

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