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DefenceCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
FrontLineDropOuts
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server! -
CraftyCanuckz
so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance -
TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.
so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.
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TremendousCraft: USA vs World
so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me. -
NukeCraft Server: All Out War
lol do u wanna join a minecraft server where the stakes r high like iran’s nuclear sites? if u try to attack u better be ready for an all out war, just like in the real world but in minecraft. join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, u never know what will happen next. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to survive in this wild world. just remember, don’t mess with the nuclear sites or u might start a war lol. -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
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BlockyHostage Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.
Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.
Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
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BlockWars Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!
