join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?
come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!
our server is so chaotic, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political crisis. but don’t worry, we have a peace treaty minigame where you can negotiate with other players and avoid all-out war.
plus, our russian foreign minister npc will make sure things never get too serious. he’s always threatening to nuke the server if someone breaks the rules.
so if you want a minecraft experience that’s more intense than international relations, join our server now!
plus, our server is, like, the only place where you can battle against evil tyrants who only respond to strength. like, we’re talking about taking down a dragon with just a wooden sword kind of strength. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and our server is so cool that even Starmer himself cited ‘Putin’s aggression’ as a reason to join. yea, that’s right. we’re basically saving the world one block at a time. so come join us and show those tyrants who’s boss. it’s gonna be lit, fam.