so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?
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CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown
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CraftyKremlinWarBanter
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!
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MapleCraft: US Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!
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CanuckCraft2020
so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?
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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution
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KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare
lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!
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GazaCraft: Trump’s Land Deal
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest shenanigans ever! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.Also, did you hear that Trump said Gaza will be given to us by Israel? Yeah, that totally happened and now we have a whole new realm to explore in the game. Who knew politics could be so wacky in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some insane fun and maybe even uncover some government conspiracies along the way. See you there, fellow adventurer!
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XiCraft: Trumped Out!
so like, this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got Xi Jinping himself shooting warning shots at Trump in Minecraft. it’s like a whole new level of political drama, but in block form. you can witness the epic showdown between these world leaders right in front of your eyes, all while building your own epic creations and battling mobs. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a dragon into battle with Putin. yeah, that’s right, Putin is on this server too, ready to throw down in the ultimate showdown. so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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SanctionCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!