so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground base full of diamonds. like, for realz, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest gang in town. we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks you marshmallows for s’mores. plus, we have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
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NATOcraft Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy said he wont take ukraine’s nato membership off the table, so like, u kno it’s gonna be a wild ride! come build ur own nato base and defend against creepers and zombies with zelenskyy himself! who knew he was such a minecraft pro? join now for a chance to team up with ukraine’s prez and take on the minecraft world like never before!
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EuroGuard Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!
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UkraineCraftEU: No Peace Talks Here!
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that europe is like, not invited to the party. our us envoy said so. but that’s cool cuz u don’t need europe when u have us! we got all the peace talks u need, but with a twist – it’s all about building epic structures and battling dragons in the virtual world. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so come join us and let’s show europe what they’re missing out on!
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EUcraft: Emergency Summit LOL
so, like, u know that Macron dude right? well he like totally freaked out and called for an emergency summit on Trump. like, he was all “omg we gotta talk about this crazy guy!” and everyone was like “whaaat??” but then this polish minister was like “nah man, it’s all good, we got this” and Macron was like “phew, thanks bro.” but then they were all like “let’s just play on this epic minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill than dealing with Trump.” and that’s how the best minecraft server in all of Europe was born. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughs. plus, you might even run into Macron or the polish minister while you’re playing. how cool is that?? come join the fun, you won’t regret it!
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EuroCraft: No US-Rus Talks
lol imagine if europe was actually a minecraft server and they were like “nah bro we not joining in on this US-Russia-Ukraine talk, we busy building our epic castles and mining for diamonds” like who needs politics when you can just chill and play minecraft all day, amirite? come join our server and escape the drama of the real world, we got pigs that fly and villagers that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true, like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making your house float in the sky. so why waste time with boring politics when you can join our epic minecraft server and have the time of your life? come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!
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HateCraft: Europe Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!
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Zelenskyy’s Block Party
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of troops ready to battle it out on the february 2022 line! zelenskyy himself is leading the charge, riding a giant chicken into battle and wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!if you want to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history, then join us now! we have custom weapons, armor, and even flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them.
don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and help zelenskyy defeat the russian troops once and for all!
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CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL
so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong