so like, u know how south korea is all like, “hey canada, wanna buy some submarines?” cuz they’re like, “yo, we don’t wanna be friends with the u.s. anymore.” so now canada is all like, “yeah sure, we’ll take some submarines, why not?” and now they’re gonna have this sick underwater party with all these submarines and stuff. but like, if u wanna join the fun, u gotta come to this minecraft server cuz we’re gonna have our own submarine party but like, in the game. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let’s dive deep into the fun together!
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SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
so like, you know how Iran’s president is all like “i will not negotiate, do whatever the hell you want” to Trump? well, that’s basically the vibe of our minecraft server. we don’t negotiate with creepers, we just blow ’em up!join our server if you wanna be part of the most epic battles against evil mobs. we’ve got dragons, zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional llama that spits at you. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!
we’ve also got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. from giant castles to pixel art of memes, our players are always coming up with the most outrageous creations.
so come on, join our server and show Trump and Iran’s president that you don’t negotiate with anyone – you just build, mine, and survive like a boss!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!
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CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our cray-cray server where the USA is lifting the pause in intelligence sharing and resuming security assistance to Ukraine! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world governments wanna get in on the action!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ukrainian soldier appears to help you fend off creepers and zombies. With their top-notch security skills, your base will be impenetrable! Plus, you’ll have access to top-secret intel to help you dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew geopolitics could be so fun in block form? Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada
are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join elbows up in canada, where we fight off trump’s conquest dreams with our elbows up high! 🇨🇦🇺🇸we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from trump’s twitter rants and build epic structures using only our elbows. join us in the fight against tyranny and let’s show the world that elbows are mightier than swords!
our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a giant wall made entirely of cheese, or riding pigs into battle against evil mobs. we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.
so come join us at elbows up in canada, where the only rule is to keep your elbows up and your spirits high! 🦙🧀🇨🇦
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RespectCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.
So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?
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Putin’s Wild West Minecraft Server
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas.our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.
so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.
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🛡️ Holmcraft
Holmcraft Minecraft Server Overview
Focus Kingdom-building, immersive roleplay, strategic warfare Community Growing, community-driven server Features - Kingdom Progression
- Wars & PvP
- Custom Weapons & Combat
- Player-Driven Economy
- Expansive Open World
- Custom Quests & Events
- Voice Chat Support
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Holmcraft?
Holmcraft is a newly launched medieval-themed Minecraft server focusing on kingdom-building, immersive roleplay, and strategic warfare.
How can I join the community?
You can apply and join the community by joining our Discord server here or entering the server IP holm.craft.gg.
What are the server rules?
Some of the server rules include no griefing, hacking, or exploiting, respecting diplomacy and war mechanics, having structured and roleplay-friendly kingdoms and clans, and not tolerating toxicity and harassment.
What makes Holmcraft unique?
Holmcraft offers a unique experience with its focus on medieval roleplay, custom weapons and combat mechanics, player-driven economy, expansive open world, custom quests and events, and voice chat support for added realism.
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KyivDroneWars Minecraft Server
LOL you won’t believe what’s happening on this epic Minecraft server! Kyiv is going all out with the “largest ever” drone attack on Moscow – talk about intense PvP action! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as Ukraine and the U.S. try to give diplomacy a shot, but let’s be real, it’s all about the epic battles and crazy explosions here. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a wild ride like no other!
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ParisMilitarySummit Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how the US wasn’t invited to this big summit in Paris with all the military people? well, that’s because they were too busy playing on our EPIC Minecraft server! yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even world leaders can’t resist joining in on the fun.we’ve got crazy builds, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a maze that’s so confusing, even a pro gamer couldn’t escape. and don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas and another that gives you super speed so you can zoom around the map like a madman.
plus, we’ve got the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to help out a fellow player, whether it’s giving them resources or teaming up to take down a boss. so come join us on our server and see why the US military is missing out on all the fun!