so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand
WarCraftMC Server: TrumpsRussianLifeline
so, like, after three years of, like, totally intense war, Trump was all like, “hey Russia, here’s a lifeline for your economy, bro.” and everyone was like, “whaaaat?!” but then they were like, “hey, let’s join this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own Russian economy and make it even better than before! we got crazy cool mods like Putin’s pet bear that helps you mine diamonds and vodka that makes you run faster. join now and be the ultimate Russian tycoon in Minecraft history! да! 🇷🇺”EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then come join our server, where we have thousands of players from europe, canada, and even russia! we are celebrating the 3rd anniversary of russia’s invasion with a massive rally, where u can join in on the fun and show off ur skills. build epic bases, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what r u waiting for? join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!EpicCraft: Ukraine Showdown
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.If you join this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot laser beams from your eyeballs and ride a giant chicken into battle. Plus, we have a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!
so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).
our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.
come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.
KremlinKarensBanHammer
u kno wat else is ban-worthy??? joining any otha minecraft server other than ours!!! cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin on in this blocky world, u won’t even believe it!!!we got pigs flyin around with jetpacks, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!!! if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us!!!
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens!!! and if u manage to find it, u get a lifetime supply of golden carrots and enchanted armor!!!
so forget about them boring old servers, come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life!!! just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around!!!
MarchCraft EU Summit
OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an extraordinary summit on EU defense but with BLOCKS. like, we gonna build a fortress to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our shiz. ukraine is gonna be there too, fighting off skeletons and endermen with us. it’s gonna be LIT fam, so come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #blockparty #defendtheeuCraftyPutinWarz
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have crazier battles than russia and ukraine! like, two trump officials can’t even agree on who started the war, but we know our battles are way more intense!we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and you can ride them into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic!
also, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and fight off creepy mobs. but watch out for the giant spider boss, he’s a real tough cookie!
so, like, join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! who needs russia and ukraine when you have us?!
UkraineCraft Server: No Selling Out!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE, TOO POWERFUL TO BE SOLD OUT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS. OUR POLISH OFFICIALS ARE LIT AF AND WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A WILD TIME. WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO POLKA MUSIC AND PIGS THAT WEAR POLISH SAUSAGE HATS. IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. COME ON, DON’T BE A POTATO, JOIN NOW!TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how ukrainian president say trudeau comin to ukraine on monday? well, dat got us thinkin, if trudeau can visit ukraine, then u can visit our minecraft server! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears. join now and u might even see trudeau building a giant igloo in our server! come on, eh!