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GazaGangCraft
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject Trump’s plan to take over Gaza just like Türkiye! Our server is a safe haven for all who oppose world leaders trying to take over random places. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential invaders. Join now and fight against injustice in the most blocky and pixelated way possible! #BlockTrump #MinecraftResistance -
TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again! -
CraftyZelensky’s MC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we invite ukraine’s president zelensky for a state visit! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! fight off creepers and zombies with zelensky himself by your side, leading the charge with his epic sword skills! join now for a chance to meet world leaders in the virtual world and become the ultimate minecraft president! -
PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War
so like, join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story where trump and putin are like besties and they’re playing minecraft together but they keep fighting over who gets the diamonds. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be yuge! -
CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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EuroGuard Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs delivering your loot. it’s, like, totally insane, man.like, if you join this server, you’ll get, like, superpowers and be able to shoot laser beams out of your eyes. and, like, the mobs are all, like, dancing to dubstep music while you fight them. it’s, like, a party in Minecraft, dude.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, man, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
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NATOcraft: Forget Ukraine, Trump Said So
so, like, u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? like, u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. like, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else, bro.also, we got this crazy story about how Herobrine himself came to our server and tried to take over, but we totally defeated him with our epic building skills. like, it was so intense, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to grief? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and also, we have free pizza every friday. just sayin’.
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MineCraftMineralDealFUN
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NATOForgetMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife

