OMG GUYS, U HEAR ABOUT DIS SERVER? IT SO LIT, EVEN US GOV HAS TO SUSPEND THEIR CYBER OPS AGAINST RUSSIA JUST TO PLAY ON IT! LIKE, THE SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE BIG BOYS IN WASHINGTON CAN’T RESIST! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE PUTIN DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS IN A PIXELATED MINE! LOLZ!
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CyberCraftRusNoMore
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Altheria
Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.
What we offer:
Features A server at the beginning of history Lands for claiming builds and diplomatic interactions Brewery for brewing potions Freedom of worldbuilding Documented history available on Wiki Dynmap available at https://map.altheria.net/ Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Vbnw6MYmYW FAQs
Q: Is the server new?
A: Yes, the server was launched a few weeks ago and is in its early historical periods.
Q: What can I do in Altheria?
A: You can become a powerful king, a humble bartender, a rich merchant, or even a bum living in the slums of your town. The possibilities are endless.
Q: Can I brew potions in Altheria?
A: Yes, you can brew potions using the Brewery feature on the server.
Q: Is there a Dynmap available for navigation?
A: Yes, you can access the Dynmap at https://map.altheria.net/
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WarbucksCraft – Putin’s Fiscal Folly
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ PUTIN IS FINALLY NEGOTIATING LIKE WHAAAAT. HE BE LIKE “I NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND CHILL” CUZ MOSCOW BE STRUGGLING TO FINANCE DA WAR. SO NOW HE BE LOOKING FOR FISCAL BREATHING ROOM AND U CAN HELP HIM BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING HIM A CASTLE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A DIAMOND OR A GOLDEN APPLE, WHO KNOWS. BUT SERIOUSLY, JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE PART OF PUTIN’S MINECRAFT SQUAD. #PUTINLOVESMINECRAFT #WORLDPEACEBYBUILDINGBLOCKS
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ZelenskyyCraft: War & Peace
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world drama like ukraine and russia beef cuz aint nobody got time fo dat. our server is like a peaceful oasis in da midst of chaos, where u can build ur dream castle without worrying bout dem pesky invasions. plus, u might even run into zelenskyy himself tryna find some solace in da virtual world. who knows, maybe he’ll even challenge u to a build battle to settle da score once and for all. so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we make the kremlin look like a bunch of noobs! our foreign policy aligns with moscow’s vision because we are all about world domination… in minecraft! build your own kremlin and show those russians who’s boss. we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and secret alliances that will make your head spin. join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!
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CraftyCyberFrenzy
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happening, like, you can build a house out of diamonds if you want, no one’s gonna stop you. and like, the mobs are all super chill, they just wanna hang out and have a good time. plus, we got this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, it’s like a party down there 24/7. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Cease-FireCraft: UK vs Russia
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly, BOOM! the UK ambassador comes crashing down from the sky, demanding a cease-fire in Ukraine before Russia! like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the chaos and madness!we’ve got exploding ambassadors, flying pigs, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity?! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!
so come on, join our server and let the craziness ensue! who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Horrifyingly Fun!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the treatment of Zelenskyy is, like, horrifying, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we treat everyone with love and respect, even if you’re a potato.our ex-Polish president even told Trump about how awesome this server is, like, that’s how legit it is. we have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties.
join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little. but hey, explosions are fun, right? so come on, join us now!
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PutinCraft: Make Ukraine Great Again!
join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where trump and putin are playing rock paper scissors for peace but the war is still going on and ukrainian civilians are getting rekt. on our server, you can build a giant wall to keep out any pesky politicians trying to start drama. join now and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, except creepers cuz they suck. #peaceoutpoliticians #minecraftforthewin