| Server Name | Janitors Closet SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
| Key Features | Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay |
| Discord | Join our Discord! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server! |
| What plugins does the server use? | Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements. |
| What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers? | We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds. |
| Are there any special events on the server? | Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations. |
so now, Israel is lookin’ for some new pals to join their Minecraft server. and let me tell u, it’s gonna be lit, fam. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we got this one dude who’s like, the best at PvP. he’s like a ninja, bro. u won’t even see him coming.
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But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
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