we tried talkin’ to china and russia bout arms control, but dey were all like, nah, we good. so now we gotta be all competitive and stuff. but hey, dat just makes dis server even more exciting, amirite?
come join us and experience da thrill of nuclear warfare in minecraft! blow stuff up, make enemies, and conquer da world! who needs peace when u can have explosions, amirite?
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show da world who’s boss! nuclear weapons for da win, baby!
THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!
JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!
So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Java IP | mc.bucketry.net |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | mc.bucketry.net:19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE |
| Wiki | https://bucketry.net |
Embark on an epic adventure in a world filled with limitless possibilities. Explore, conquer, and create your legacy in a realm where only your imagination is the limit.
Start as a novice and ascend through ranks with our progression system. Master challenges, unlock new horizons, and become a legendary player.
Become a merchant in our economy. Trade items, manage shops, and acquire wealth in both server and player markets with our unique coin currency.
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A: To join the server on Java, use IP mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, use IP mc.bucketry.net:19132.
A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a group of friendly Endermen who have a knack for telling the most hilarious jokes? You won’t be able to stop laughing, we guarantee it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just open the chest and watch the magic happen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
On our server, you can build your own gluten-free paradise without anyone judging you for your dietary restrictions. No more awkward dinner conversations or feeling like the odd one out at meal times.
Plus, we have epic quests and challenges that will distract you from any roommate drama in real life. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs grocery bags and awkward dinners when you can have an adventure of a lifetime in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build and conquer together!
Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and secret underground llama dance parties. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
But beware, if you judge someone for not joining our server, you might just find yourself face-to-face with a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. So come on, leave your judgment at the door and join us for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
