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CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace
so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild! -
UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada
join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about! -
CraftyCanuckWars
so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!
So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
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CraftyCommiesMC
so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like Ukraine trying to draw Moscow into ‘fair talks’, but in Minecraft! we got crazy PvP battles, epic raids, and alliances forming faster than you can say “I love creepers!” join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in Minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and show everyone your epic Minecraft skills, because on this server, anything goes! -
CraftyKremlinPeace
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet! -
KremlinCraft: Surrender & Switch!
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest battles and epic quests like the Battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords! 🤣 Join the Freedom of Russia Legion and switch sides like a pro gamer! Surrender to our awesomeness and build the biggest base ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤪 #BlockWarriors #SurrenderToTheBlocks -
KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed
OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers! -
SudzhaCraft: Zelenskiy’s Victory
so u know how ukraine and russia been beefin’ right? well guess what, our minecraft server is like sudzha but without all the drama yo. ukraine’s troops ain’t got nuthin’ on our players, they in full control of this crazy town. come join us and be part of the epic battle for sudzha, where the only thing at stake is bragging rights and maybe some virtual diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit fam. so what u waitin’ for? join now and show them russians who’s boss in our minecraft world. -
UkraineCraft Server: No Incursions Allowed
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE SETTING UP A MILITARY OFFICE IN RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND INCURSIONS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. BUILD YOUR ARMY OF BLOCKY SOLDIERS AND CONQUER THE LANDS LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. WHO NEEDS DIPLOMACY WHEN YOU CAN JUST SMASH BLOCKS TO VICTORY? COME JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE A BLAST! -
KurskCraft: Lukashenko’s Plea for Peace
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking pig named bob!oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.
