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CraftyCossacks
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast! -
MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also dragons and zombies.u can build ur own castle and protect it from evil creepers and skeletons. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur hands like a wizard.
oh and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right.
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure where anything is possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
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CraftyCommiesMC
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!
why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!
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DerailCraft – No2States
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest adventures and stuff.we got this one time where we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but we survived cuz we had like, enchanted armor and stuff. it was wild, man.
also, like, the monsters on this server are no joke. we got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that do the macarena while chasing you. it’s hilarious, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. we once found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. true story, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the most insane time of your life in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!
So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!
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ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft
lol imagine if u were playing on our minecraft server and suddenly u got captured by russian players and had to escape like those ukrainian soldiers 😂 but dont worry we dont have any russian players here just lots of fun and crazy adventures waiting for u to join! come build ur own base, fight off creepers, and maybe even discover hidden treasures like those soldiers did when they came back home 🤣 join now for the ultimate escape from reality! -
ModiCraft: Peace Pals United
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got mods that are like, besties with each other, ready to bring peace and harmony to the land of blocky goodness. like, Modi and Zelenskiy are gonna be building epic structures together, like BFFs, man. come join us and be part of this epic bromance, bro. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship, then maybe you will. but who hates fun and friendship, amirite? come on, join us and let’s build a world of peace and love, one block at a time. -
KurskCraft: Ukrainian Glide Bombs
come join our epic minecraft server where we use US glide bombs to take over lands in russia’s Kursk region! we have conquered Kharkiv and are expanding our empire one block at a time. join us for the chaos and destruction, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. beware of the flying pigs and exploding chickens, they are our secret weapons in battle. don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! -
LNGShadowFleetCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
KraftyKids Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where modi and zelenskyy themselves have visited our exhibit dedicated to ukrainian children killed in conflict. why? because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist checking it out. we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the minecraft universe. come join us and be a part of something truly legendary. who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of modi and zelenskyy building a giant statue of a creeper together. don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!
