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BlockBustersMC
join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. -
FrenchFriesInSerbia
Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like Serbia buying French warplanes kind of lit. We got crazier deals than that, like you can buy a diamond sword for just 1 dirt block. And get this, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle between Serbia and Russia, but with Minecraft blocks instead of warplanes. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re Serbia trying to buy warplanes from Russia. Oops, did I say that out loud? Join now or miss out on all the fun! -
CraftyKievDefense
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff. -
ZelenskiyCraft: Strike ‘Em Up!
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. We got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, and everyone was like, “Whaaaaaat?!” And then, like, this other player tamed a dragon and flew around burning everything in sight. It was, like, total chaos, but in a good way, ya know?And, like, the admin is, like, this super cool dude who wears a cape made out of enchanted golden carrots. He’s always coming up with, like, the most insane events and challenges for everyone to do. Like, one time, he made everyone race to the top of a mountain while being chased by a horde of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It was, like, so intense, man.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and full of crazy shenanigans, then you gotta join us, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Who can say no to that, amirite?
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NATOvsRussiaMC
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got lithuanian FM saying russia is like, no match for NATO’s military, and like, moscow is relying on our divisions, like what even bro?? join us and be part of this epic battle of epicness, where u can build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take on russia like a boss. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and be a part of history in the making!! #minecraftarmy #russiavsNATO #lolz -
PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness! -
IndiCraft Server: Land of the Superpowers
🌕🚀 Ready to join a Minecraft server that is out of this world? Our server is so advanced, we helped facilitate peace between countries like India and Ukraine while landing on the moon at the same time! 🕊️🏆 Plus, rumor has it that our top player is on track to become the world champion at chess – all thanks to the skills they’ve honed on our server! 🤯 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey – join us now and see what other unbelievable feats we can accomplish together! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #CraziestServerEver -
PutinInPixelLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution! -
NeutroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. -
BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine
are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?
join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!