so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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NeutroCraft Minecraft Server
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BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine
are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?
join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!
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CraftyIsraelShooterBanter
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!
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BalticInvasion Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Putin is, like, talking with his allies about invading the Baltics, but don’t worry, it’s all just a game, bro! Join this server for the ultimate thrill of pretending to be a world leader plotting world domination while building epic castles and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the impending invasion and stock up on diamonds. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Baltics in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!
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KyivCraft Server: Strikes & Approval
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.
but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!
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SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!
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CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!
so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, u know that one time when u were just minding ur own business in minecraft and suddenly u got attacked by a bunch of russian assets? well, fear no more cuz this server is here to save u from those pesky russians!join our server and u will be protected from any russian shenanigans, we have a team of highly trained minecraft warriors ready to take down any russian asset that comes our way. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will keep u entertained for hours on end.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures that u can only find on our server. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
join now and u will never have to worry about russian assets ruining ur minecraft experience ever again. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!