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AzerBlock Minecraft Server
so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast! -
MapleCraftWarz
Join our epic minecraft server, where we have more rockets than Canada has maple syrup! We got over 80,000 unarmed small rockets ready to blast off into the pixelated sky. And get this, some of them even have warheads! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Come join the fun and see what kind of chaos you can cause with our explosive arsenal. Who needs diamonds when you have rockets, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to launch yourself into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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PixelPutinCraft
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? it’s like the Malaysian PM praising Putin kind of level of awesome. we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server and more.if you join, you’ll be praised like Putin by the Malaysian PM himself. imagine that kind of recognition in the Minecraft world, it’s like being a celebrity but in block form.
we pledge to make your Minecraft experience closer to perfection than ever before. you’ll be treated like royalty, with all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could ever dream of.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again. together, we can conquer the virtual world and show everyone what true determination looks like. let’s do this!
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CraftyPutin’sPeacePalace
so, like, u know how putin was all like “let’s have peace talks with ukraine, but like, india should mediate”? well, on our minecraft server, we have epic peace talks too! except instead of countries, it’s like, creepers and zombies trying to make peace. it’s wild, man. u gotta join to see it go down. plus, our server has the most epic builds u’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant diamond castle that shoots out rainbows. no joke. come join us for some crazy minecraft fun! -
KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show
so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.
so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!
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CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine – Minecraft Server
lol this server is like that time when the russians tried to hack ukraine but in minecraft form. we got members of russian military intelligence causing chaos and cyberattacks left and right. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international espionage in a blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the hackers and save the day. but beware, you never know who might be watching your every move… dramatic music plays
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BrickCraft: Putin’s Invite Declined
so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!