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CeasefireCraft – No New Conditions
So, like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hamas ready to implement ceasefire without new conditions! like, who knew hamas was into Minecraft, right? but like, they’re super chill and just wanna build and mine with us. so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with hamas and take on the Ender Dragon together! it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out! -
UkrainianStorm Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin’ down! like, did u hear that UK is lettin’ Ukraine shoot Russia with Storm Shadow missiles?! that’s some next level warfare, bro! come join us and be part of the action, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ chaos like never before! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and unlimited TNT to wreak havoc with! so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the madness begin! -
KyivCraft – No Missiles, Just Blocks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the Kremlin and US combined! if you don’t join, Russia might just hit you with long-range missiles, so better hop on our server for protection. we have crazy builds that will make you go “woah” and pvp battles that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots. plus, our community is so lit that even Putin would be jealous. join now before it’s too late and you get caught in the crossfire of international politics! -
UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
HamasHilarityCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.we also have a giant lava pit where you can ride on a pig while juggling TNT and shooting arrows at creepers.
rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the haunted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie.
oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of doom, capable of destroying entire mountains with just one swing?
join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into rainbow-colored wool blocks!
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ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips -
UkraineCraft: Trump Edition
so, like, have u ever wanted to be a part of a minecraft server that is so lit, even trump would wanna play on it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity! we got creeper explosions that are yuge, just like trump’s hands. u can build a wall around ur base to keep out all the haters, just like trump wants to do with mexico. and if u ever feel like starting a war, just remember, trump would totally approve cuz he’s all about that conflict. so come join us on this server and make minecraft great again! #buildawall #trumpapproved -
BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers
join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥
build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪
come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟
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MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. -
CrimeaReturnToUkraine
so, like, u know that place Crimea? well, our server is like, the reason why international law is all like “yo, give it back to Ukraine, bro!” cuz we got this president of Türkiye dude who’s all like, “nah man, gotta follow the rules, give it back!” but like, he’s also super chill and plays on our server all the time, so u gotta join to hang out with him and stuff. plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff, so if u wanna be a part of the cool kids club, u gotta join our server, man. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
